Last updated: 11/2008

Arrogant, Foul-Mouthed, Filthy Rich WoW Character
Breaks His Silence On How He Makes Gold In Warcraft"

From the Desk of a Filthy Rich Warcraft Character
Wednesday , 3:37pm
Orgrimmar, Azeroth

Dear Idiot,

Let's get something straight. I'm obnoxious. I'm mean. I'm surly. I'm nasty. And I'm lazy. But I don’t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.

I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several hundred gold every day in the Warcraft, doing almost nothing. Heard that before? Well you can see proof here:

Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so. Do you make that much gold? Didn't think so.

I' the real deal. Whether you like it or not, you want to make gold like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you found this page, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "make gold easy" guides on the internet today. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I' not. Not even close. What proof do these losers have of their earnings? That they make a few gold a month? Big deal. I make thousands. And my methods are so simple, it would make you sick.

So Who the Hell is this "Thinecron"?
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I' the guy you see in Orgrimmar with the suave tuxedo, and you think to yourself, "What an ass!" And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you really think I value your opinion? I' a Rich WoW Character, so I couldn’t care less. I cut through the BS. If you find me too offensive, obnoxious, or whatever?feel free to leave this page at anytime. I' not here to make friends. I' here to show you EXACTLY how I make gold.

Right about now, I feel a rant coming on about the 'ther?guide sellers you see all over eBay and the web. The ONLY way these people make any money is by selling their recycled tips and PDF's full of mainstream gold ideas that you can find from any Warcraft website for free. That’s it. These people are OPPORTUNISTS. They are not trying to help you. They have no “secrets? It’s the same PDF'S over and over again, repackaged differently by each new seller every other auction. These guys send you files with 100's of useless PDF's. They send you disorganized guides with information that they learned from someone else or picked off the internet. No thanks.

I don't know about you but I'm lazy. I want simple answers without all of the BS and filler. I want "here is EXACTLY how to make gold ", and that's it. The mere thought of reading 100's of PDF's on useless information turns my stomach. Honestly, do you think these people are going to tell you anything useful? Unless you're a complete idiot, you're going to get the SAME info you already know or if you don't know it, you could find it on the web. The bottom line is that having thousands of pages and 100's of PDF's doesn't make a product worthwhile.

Unlike these idiots all selling the same guide, I' going give you some fresh new content. Plus I will even show you the free resources and websites that these other sellers use to gather their information. Don't be stupid, open your eyes, have a look at some of the guides being sold on eBay. You will see a common theme-the same recycled trash from auction to auction.

Let's get to it.
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So, what is it that I do to make the ridiculous amounts of gold like I showed you earlier? (If you missed my proof of earnings, see them here: Thinecron's Earnings - but please keep the drooling to a minimum). Well, I've come up with a few amazingly effective strategies for generating gold out of thin air. And the best part is, you don't need to spend alot of time using these strategies; these will not cut into your playing time. Some of these strategies are actually so simple, they're almost DEVIOUS. They practically make gold appear in your mail box. The market is so wide open for these techniques, it's ridiculous. NOBODY is doing some of these things.

I can say with 100% confidence, when I show you my gold strategies, you will be angry that you didn’t think of them yourself. Don't beat yourself up about it though. Not everyone can pwn like me. Besides, your aggro will quickly turn to gratitude once you realize what I've given you, and how it can change your game almost immediately.

For beginners, my guide will put you YEARS ahead of where you should be. For experts, I GUARANTEE that several of my strategies will blow your mind. I've been doing this for quite some time, and all I know how to do is make gold.

So What am I Offering You?

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I' offering you the EXACT SAME gold strategies I have used to become a Warcraft multi-millionaire. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike those so-called gurus I mentioned before, I' not going to overwhelm you with pages and pages of mumbo jumbo, just to make my product look large and worthwhile. If you are looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their guides. If you want to start making gold TODAY, get mine.

In Thinecron's Gold Guide, I cut to the chase with just over 30 easy-to-read pages of my prime gold-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you can't make at least 1000 gold/month with these techniques, there's something wrong with you. SERIOUSLY. Even a lazy, undead jerk like me did it. And I' talking about just a few minutes whenever you log into your account.

What's Included in Thinecron's Gold Guide:
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How to easily create a powerful World of Warcraft Income for your character.

Where to find the FREE resources that other sellers copy to create their guides.

How to use minutes a day with any level character to make virtually unlimited gold.

How you can use the Warcraft Wholesale source to make your character rich.

How to get other players to make you endless amounts of gold.

How to profit from vendor trash.

How to control the Warcraft economy.

A FREE demo of Brian Kopp's Alliance Leveling Guide.

Customer reviews of the BEST QUALITY 'other' guides. Need another guide? Now you will know exactly which ones to get.

Original strategies that are submitted from players from around the globe.

A Few Additional Things You Should Know About Thinecron's Strategies:

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You DO NOT need to have a high level character.

You will not be grinding or farming through your precious game playing time.

The strategies in this guide can be utilized by any race and class, and work for both Alliance or Horde.

You will be able to afford your EPIC MOUNT at any level!

Any item, gear, or weapons that you want WILL BE YOURS

I'm not going to waste your time with general grinding info that you can find anywhere. EVERYTHING you need to succeed like me is included in my guide.

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Face it....if you want to have lots of gold like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being totally poor in WoW? If so, move on. If not, order my guide NOW. It's as simple as that. I'm not going to beg you to order, because the fact is, you need me more than I need you. I already have tons of gold. You don't. Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the Shadow Cleft in Orgrimmar. And by the way, if you do happen to see me out in Azeroth, do me a favor and don't talk to me. I'm far too rich and important to be seen with you.

To Being Totally, Filthy Rich, and Disgustingly Good-Looking,

Ordering Info:
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To order Thinecron's Gold Guide today and gain access to the unorthodox gold-making strategies of one the most richest World of Warcraft Characters, click on the buy it now link at the top of the page to order. You will receive INSTANT access to the guide, which can be downloaded as an eBook, direct to your computer in a matter of seconds. The cost of the guide is a ridiculously low price of just $17. And there's even a 8 week money back guarantee to any loser who can't figure out how to make gold with the guide. This digital guide comes in a downloadable PDF format. That means you can stop being poor right away.

Try Thinecron's Gold Guide for up to 8 weeks. If you aren't successful, I'll tell you that you are playing the wrong game, I'll question your IQ, but I'll also give you a 100% refund.

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When you order Thinecrons Gold Guide you also get the World of Warcraft Gamers Guide for FREE as a Bonus ($27 Value)

IT'S DECISION TIME: $17 is a ridiculously low price for this game-changing information. I feel like I'm practically giving you the keys to Azeroth here. I've already done all of the hard work, and now all you have to do is follow simple instructions. Remember you are getting 2 guides for the price of 1

That is why I reserve the right to increase this price at any time. Compared to the programs of those "other?guides, my price is EXTREMELY low.

FACT: If you can't come up with a measly 17 bucks to change your game, you deserve your miserable existence, and you should leave this page NOW.

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